The Pmore variety hour

  1. ooodle:


    my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

    "That’s your boyfriend" one was my favorite

  2. johncougar:





    This was recorded by the Portsmouth Sinfonia in an experiment where all the members of the orchestra would swap instruments with each other and attempt to play them to the best of their ability.

    favorite things about this

    • literally all the brass starts to get the hang of it and then the crescendos happen and everyone is like FUCK FUCK FUCK??? FUCK. JUST. BLOW RLY HARD.
    • the strings are lazy but also the same. like u can tell a lot of the ppl w/ the stringed instruments may already basically know how to play stringed instruments. like there’s definitely a section at the beginning where you hear a good portion going “oh yeah this is like. a smaller/bigger version of what i do.”
    • all you hear of any woodwinds is just “pffffttt??? pFFFTTTT???? PFFFFFTTTT I SAID PFFFFTTTT!!!!!” bc woodwinds are fucking HARD and you hear after like the first crescendo half of them just give up. they give up. they’re done. fuck this it tastes weird and my lips hurt.
    • that trumpet. that person is fucking TRYING man they fucking GOT this. they may not have figured out notes but they figured out LOUD and they GOT this.


    (Source: thelastdandelion, via dutchster)

  3. lifehackable:

More Life Hacks Here


    More Life Hacks Here

  4. betenoiresmash:

    How to suddenly become Sub-Zero of Mortal Kombat…

    (via ooodle)

  5. savleighm:

    The fact that Sir Patrick Stewart and Sir Ian Mckellen are best friends in real life makes me so happy


    If this doesn’t make you happy….

    (via dutchster)

  6. carryonwinchestering:

    Being internet smart is like the 21st century version of being street smart. 

    Okay Dad, these are the websites you use to watch your show. 

    Sockshare, Putlocker, gorillavid, nosvideo and novamov are your friends, stick to them and you know you’re okay.

    DO NOT click on anything that wants you to download updates or DivX. 

    DO NOT click on adverts on the side. 

    And be very cautious of fake play buttons. 

    You are ready. Go forth and watch Dexter. 

    (via dutchster)

  7. omnimusic:

    Arctic Monkeys - Hold On We’re Going Home (Drake Cover)

    need to listen

    (via dutchster)

  8. alpha-beta-gamer:

    Alpha Sign-ups are now open for Fortnight, Epic’s new Unreal Engine 4 powered multiplayer game where you scavenge and fortify during the day and fight off zombie hordes during the night.

    Fortnite has a big focus on building, combat, character customization and social interaction.  The day and night cycles mean that gameplay will have an interesting mixture of exploring, scavenging, building during daylight, then bunkering down during the night and fending off zombies as it switches to a Gears of War, Horde-mode style of gameplay.

    The interesting cycle of gameplay styles, stylish visuals and the fact that this will be Epic’s first Unreal Engine 4 powered game all make Fortnite sound like a pretty tasty proposition, and a game that’s worth getting on at the ground floor.

    Sign Up for the Alpha

  9. wtf-fun-factss:

WWOOF: Travel the world in exchange for volunteering - WTF fun facts



    WWOOF: Travel the world in exchange for volunteeringWTF fun facts


  10. r0wdyruff:

    help me, i am trapped

    in a haiku factory

    save me, before they

    (Source: litlpup, via dutchster)